Pick the ones that fit you (Put a * next to them)

I’m SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

*** I’m BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.

I’m ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.

*** I’m JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I’m GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.

I’m LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

*** I (*sometimes)SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don’t have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I’m REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I’m LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.

I’m SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.

*** I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,

*** I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

*** I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.

*** I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

*** I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandals.

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.

*** I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S (*when I was in school) so I MUST have no social life.

*** I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.

*** I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

*** I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

*** I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be doing them all.

*** I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay

*** I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.

***I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.

***I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.

*** I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

*** I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

***I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

*** I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm and OG so I MUST be Mexican.

I like to read so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm in choir so I MUST be a queer.

***I like school so I MUST be a geek.

I love life so I MUST be smoking something.